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guestable

Adj: Clean, tidy or otherwise in a fit condition for guests to see.
ex1:

What's with the rabid cleaning?

"Dude, my girlfriend's parents are coming over for dinner; I've got just over 20 minutes to make my place 'guestable'!

ex2:

Why wouldn't you let my brother use your computer?

"Um... I'm not quite sure if my last browser tab was guestable..."
by Ifulna April 24, 2014
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Gessica

A girl who has no words to describe.
Gessica is my love
by MissMadness November 28, 2016
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guest of honor

the object of your sexual fantasy while you rub one out
Sandy was the guest of honor last night
by Pat one December 27, 2017
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glessing

You’re my glessing....
by Mike&Christine June 13, 2018
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Gbess

There’s a party tonight, I gots Gbess
by H2km September 1, 2018
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Consolation Guest

A "Consolation Guest" is someone who is invited to an event, party, concert, etc, but only after the "First Choice Guest" is a no show and, at the last minute, your buddy needs someone to go with them. Basically, you are a second choice...or third...chopped liver...filler...

You will get the "Consolation Guest" offer, most often, the day of the event.

In a backward sort of way, being asked as a Consulation Guest, is a complement. You are asked because you are not a flake, are spontaneous, have decent manners, and versatile wardrobe. Oh, and a reliable car and gas money, because, as Consulation Guest, they expect you to drive..."after all, they invited you!".
Friend: "Hey Becky, wanna go the the (insert name of event here) with me? Jason was going, but he flaked out on me. Oh, and it's tonight."

You: "Dude, I am insultated you're asking me as the Consolation Guest, but I always wanted to see (insert name of superstar here). Sure, I'll go. I suppose I'm driving?"
by MsRat33 December 7, 2013
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Robyn Guest

A Robyn Guest is an energetic girl who likes to flirt with every dude in the school. She always talks about going to Belleview High School but never does it. This girl is a hoe and has a very scary dad.
Did you see that girl over there? Ugh she’s such a Robyn Guest.”
by poopyburrbutt May 25, 2019
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