Gbess

To catch a vibe ! To flex & have fun.

There’s a party tonight, I gots Gbess

by H2km September 1, 2018

Gbess

A slang originating from Lagos, Nigeria; being popularized through media, in music and comedy.

- To catch a vibe completely
- To be intoxicated to the point of OD
- The opposite of Mafo

O boy, make we dey go house, I don gbess o
Your lips, your eyes, your waist and those thighs...girl I fit to gbess right now
Omo, as SARS enter, everybody gbess 😂

by iamlordveejay May 3, 2020

go off, I guess

Sort of like "you do you," but with a strong implication that you're talking out of your ass. Basically "you're an idiot and what you're saying is stupid, if you want to keep going I guess I won't stop you."

Bob: "The world is run by lizard people."

Sue: "There's no such thing as lizard people, but go off, I guess."

by Mai Ainsel July 1, 2020

Giessel

A Giessel is a woman who won’t do as she promised. She’ll say whatever she needs to, to get a job or position of power, but she won’t keep her promise once she’s in there.

A woman who promises or claims one thing, then later does the opposite.

To Giessel is to do the reverse of what was promised.

Wow, I can’t believe that woman promised to pay us those funds & then did a complete 180 on it.

“Yeah she’s a total Giessel”

Hey did you see that woman indicate right, but then she turned left. She must be a Giessel.

by Dick _Shinary October 22, 2019

guessmile

(verb) - when you didn't understand what someone said and don't want to ask them to repeat themselves multiple times and just guess that they said something funny and smile.

It was way too loud to make out what he was saying so I just guessmiled at him

by Danlod2 April 27, 2018

Guesseneuh

Someone that is always confused with what's going on.
Pronounced as guess een nee uh

"Hey Guesseneuh!', said Bob
"What?" replied John

by PeopleLikeToBullyMe April 4, 2019

guess i'll just go fuck myself

When somebody ignores/pretends you don't exist. Almost as if they're telling you to go fuck yourself, but without actually saying it.

Person 1: Hey there! How are you doing?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Soo.... what's up?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Well I guess i'll just go fuck myself, then.

by nonr_ February 11, 2019