too much guacamole

Stated as fact internationally, there is NO SUCH THING as too much guacamole.

If anyone is ever heard saying, "Geez, I made too much guacamole!" immediately respond with the fact that there is NO SUCH THING as too much guacamole, it's just an urban myth.

by Uncle Bobfez June 12, 2011

Guacamole Pepper Blue Pikachu

A Guacamole Pepper Blue Pikachu is where you put Guacamole and Pepper on your penis, And inject it into the girl's anus while also doing a Blue Pikachu.

Yo, I heard Tracy got Guacamole Pepper Blue Pikachu-ed.

by A Person behind bars September 18, 2019

Guacahole

Guacamole made inside of any orifice below the navel.

Male: "I was having sex with my girlfriend when we got hungry for some chips, but we didn't wanna stop- so we made some guacahole right then and there and munched down!"

Female: "I hate guacahole. It stings for weeks."

by ConkelDURR! August 22, 2011

guacamole twat

A female who has done something undesireable.

You guacamole twat bitch, I cannot belive you gave him a hot carl before we kissed.

by black jesus May 2, 2003

guacamole

a code word for a woman's monthly 'special time'; normally used around the male species

Girl #1: hey gurl, guacamole!
Boy #1: huh? what r u girls talking about?
Gurl #2: o u wouldn't know cus ur a dude
Boy #2: u guys are lame
Girl #1: i like flowers, wait i hate them. unicorns r cool. not even! lameness!
Boy #2: Wat r u talking about?
Girl #1: shut up! leave me alone!

by t dino October 12, 2010

Guacamole Nigga Penis

Specifically a term that is describing a niggers dick with guacamole on it . Sounds pretty disgusting, but it is actually pretty tasty.. mmmm

Oh my! That was one tasty Guacamole Nigga Penis !! YUMMY !

by Lil Beanerr March 30, 2019

guaca

money, paper, stacks, doe, green

ima get that guaca

by Big Pelotero August 5, 2008