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Greek Speak 

well-known Fan group/message board Dedicated to the advancement and happiness of Constantine Maroulis through snark and angst and gift giving Web address-www.youeithergetitoryoudont.com
Have you met those girls from Greek Speak? They are so amazingly brilliant!
Greek Speak by SJ666 August 29, 2005

Greek Oven 

Another variant on the Dutch Oven, a Greek Oven is performed when a victim moves through a revolving door. Just before the victim's segment closes completely, the attacker sticks his ass in and rips a fart. The victim is then forced to breathe the fart in an enclosed space until he can exit the door.
My buddy was going through the revolving door, so I snuck in and gave him the Greek Oven. That door takes forever, so he had to breathe my ass for like 30 whole seconds.
Greek Oven by bigsaxquatch January 21, 2011

greek soldier 

When someone falls asleep or passes out you place a ball in each eye socket and let your penis run down the bridge of the nose. While in this pose you then take a shit that should go from the hairline to the back of the neck in as straight a line as possible, so a shithawk. This will resemble the horsehair plume atop a fancy soldiers helmet.

She hasn't returned my calls since she found the polaroid of me giving her a greek soldier.

greek soldier by Dan Yuhas May 7, 2008

Greek Doughnut 

Anal intercourse while wearing a lamb skin condom, lubricated with extra virgin olive oil.
I taused her salad after giving her the Greek Doughnut to cleanup the olive oil.
Greek Doughnut by M.G/L June 16, 2015
When an individual has slept with a guy/girl from every fraternity/sorority on campus.
Dude you hear that Suzie finished her Greek lap last night? She's slept with a guy from every fraternity on campus!
greek lap by Ssavannahlynn June 26, 2016

greek skyscraper 

An enormous Greek penis. Generally much bigger than a Macedonian's penis.