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gooey cookie

when a group of guys stand in a circle with a cookie in the middle and they all jack off and aim for the cookie and whoever hits the cookie last has to eat it.
... ^ self explanitory ^ ...
by ChappySmed January 25, 2005
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Glory

Glory is the best. She eats a lot, but is still skinny. She is heavenly, and will always be nice. She can is very talented, and will always have your back. She is ridiculously funny, but if you test her, she will find you, and she will hurt you. Don't mess with her, because she is smart, and she will prove you wrong. She is extremely loyal, and has loyal friends too. Hurt her and her friends will come for you. Hurt her friends and she'll come for you.
Boyfriend: I want to break up with Glory
Boyfriend's friend: Don't do that! She's the best. Also, her friends will come for you
by Toot too24 October 2, 2019
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Hazletonian Glory Hole

A form of exhibitionism, in which a white female tween pushes her naked rear up to a chain link fence, while two Dominican males separately penetrate the women's anus and vagina, through the fence. Very common in Hazleton, Pennsylvania.
Perez: Check out that bitch with the iCarly backpack, signaling us into a Hazletonian Glory Hole.

Carlos: You get the asshole this time, I am sick of scraping shit out of my foreskin.
by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010
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Goofy Turtle

When a man puts his non-erect penis into a womans vagina and waits until arousal makes it stiffen
"She wanted to cuddle so i gave her the goofy turtle."
by Mighk April 12, 2007
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Goofy Ahh

A very nice way of calling someome a "Goofy Ass".

The phrase "Goofy ahh" is very commonly ended with "Uncle Productions" due to the internet meme surrounded this phrase.
Eric: Hey, dude, you just tripped when there was nothing there, how?

Isaac: It's because that guy is a goofy ahh.
by Destroyer of zoophiles July 4, 2022
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goofy foot

The most mother fucking badass way of skateboarding, snowboarding, and surfboarding.
by emokidsblowntoshit March 5, 2010
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Goofy Boy

A white kid who knows too much about the internet, yet at the same time has friends. This paradoxical combination is a rare sight to see
Jackson Golden is SUCH a Goofy Boy
by Zoroasteros May 23, 2009
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