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gooey hoop

where ones ring piece feels moist, sticky and uncomfortable.
due to diet,sex life or lack of cleaning.
after going for a curry,the next morning you could be suffering from a right gooey hoop.or i done a bird up the arse last night,and when i spat my man fat up her i left her with a propper gooey hoop.
by the river May 11, 2006
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Slap the goon

Invented in Australia in 1965, it is the process of drinking large amounts of the worst alcoholic beverage known to mankind so thus it is also known as S@&#* or piss stain, it is extremely cheap being just $9 for 4ltrs or if your unlucky and live in adelaide you can get it for $5 or less if you bring your own (empty) sack.

for this reason it is extremely popular among scene kids and emos who frequent parks and gutters such as ttp in brisbane and sydney as a whole.

fun games to play whilst drinking goon, are wheel of goon and see who can skull the most without throwing up, It also makes a great (horrible) mixer oj and fanta in which it does the job of down grading the flavour and giving you horrible munchies (i suspect this is why alot of scene kids can be found outside or near a HJ's store or other food related outlets)

We Australians are of course extremely proud of this invention, rating it in our top ten of the greatest inventions of all time, it is also not available outside of australia
goon emo scene kid munchies brisbane slap the goon
by Critically insane March 1, 2010
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gooey cookie

when a group of guys stand in a circle with a cookie in the middle and they all jack off and aim for the cookie and whoever hits the cookie last has to eat it.
... ^ self explanitory ^ ...
by ChappySmed January 25, 2005
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Goofy Turtle

When a man puts his non-erect penis into a womans vagina and waits until arousal makes it stiffen
"She wanted to cuddle so i gave her the goofy turtle."
by Mighk April 12, 2007
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Goofy Ahh

A very nice way of calling someome a "Goofy Ass".

The phrase "Goofy ahh" is very commonly ended with "Uncle Productions" due to the internet meme surrounded this phrase.
Eric: Hey, dude, you just tripped when there was nothing there, how?

Isaac: It's because that guy is a goofy ahh.
by Destroyer of zoophiles July 4, 2022
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goofy foot

The most mother fucking badass way of skateboarding, snowboarding, and surfboarding.
by emokidsblowntoshit March 5, 2010
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Goon Dog

People who are known to consistently consume goon are colloquially known in Australia as Goon Dogs. Such people often claim to actually enjoy the taste of the boxed wine, thus usually making them masters of Goon of Fortune.
"Fuck me, Andrew is such a goon dog"
by Andrew (sixPAC) Turnbull July 2, 2006
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