got the goods

physical attributes of a human-

well built, well maintained human with parts that defy all reality. usually the most transitory of states

damn, that bitch has GOT THE GOODS!

i saw this guy at the gym who has GOT THE GOODS!

he HAS to be gay!

by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

Gooklamont

Gooklamont (Noun)

1. A victim of horrible burns to the face and other aesthetically important anatomical regions.

2. An ugly motherfucker

(Coined by Will Schenck, and another quasi-important Schenck)

"That's one ugly mother fucking Gooklamont"

by WillSchenck- July 4, 2009

Gookface

A derogatory term for use against someone of Asian (usually Korean) heritage.

"My friend didn't know not to say gookface, so when our asian friend walked up to us in a populated area, he screamed "HEY GOOKFACE" and the whole crowd looked at him.

by Boner_Gonna_Bone September 5, 2013

Googs

(n.) using Google to search a subject or person.

"I had to give that restaurant a googs last night! It looks amazing!"

by Whyamidoingthis May 9, 2014

googst

Verb: To place googly eyes on objects they DEFINITELY belong on.

Oh man, he just googst your stapler.

by lit_trexinator2005 March 29, 2017

Goobs

A guy with boobs has goobs.

That guy's goobs are bouncing all over the place.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Patti Goodstriker

means to experience the very best of life by exploring new and interesting places with minimum of risk and worry. Lay back relax enjoy - life is good - enjoy each day.

Patti Goodstriker - It's like a massage where all you worries fall away and you fall asleep during the process - bliss!

by that nice man 51 February 10, 2010