Golf Clap

A sex act involving the repeated tapping of your finger tip against the head of your penis while penetrating a woman's ass and vagina simultaneously.

"After desperately struggling to keep up on the back nine, he realized he was only a few strokes away from earning a golf clap"

by Asjfester May 16, 2016

disco golf

Something that is very dumb that no one in their right mind would want to do.

Person A: Hey! Let's go play some kickball!
Person B: That's so disco golf.

by OMG, MEREDITH October 13, 2007

Mario Golf

The act of having sex in the third hole, or the butt. Useful if you have to sanitize a story about the buttsecks if young or old ears may be around.

She invited me over to play Mario Golf. When we got into it, she said the first and second holes were nice, but she wanted me to play — nay demanded — that I try the third hole.

by F'ing Paul October 12, 2008

Golf Wang

Hot retired man.

Look at that sweet piece of golf wang. I'd totally let him be my sugar daddy.

by Jiggy G. June 11, 2011

mini golfing

Skiing short steeps after a big storm because the larger steeps/chutes have to great of an avalanche risk

After yesterdays storm I was afraid of an avalanche on the chutes, so I just went mini golfing on the shorter steeps

by Paul S. W. September 4, 2006

typewriter golf

A type of golf employed by most bad golfers, consists mainly of "hunting" for your ball for 10 minutes and then "pecking" it 20 yards forward.

jim: "man steve is really taking a long time to get to the green."

bob: "yeah he plays typewriter golf."

by newstylee April 28, 2008

death golf

A game played in a mini golf park, with extreme violence. where everybody hits there ball at once and races to get it in first!
rules- get it in first!
. no weapons
. no hands
.if any one gets hurt or loses a ball, everyone must get together to aid that person

Lets go play some death golf addison!

by motomadness October 13, 2007