Goats

Those unsightly wet spots under a person's arms.

Jim raised his arms to answer the question and he was sporting some nice goats today.

by Victor Keith May 16, 2008

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goats'

Derived from the infamous "Goatse ( http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=goatse )" interwebs phenomena. Can describe e.g. any kind of nasty dirt or liquid but as well any appalling things in general.
Can be used as verb ("goatsefy") as well—meaning: to fuck something (usually an object) up, to fuck it up bad!

Dude, your whole jacket is full of Goats'! Go, be ashamed of yourself!
Stop looking at my sisters ass! I'll goatsefy your Lambo, fucking shmo!

by trice22 March 11, 2009

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goating

The act of seeking the perfect revenge in which, one or many goats, are involved.

Shana is goating Steven's apartment tomorrow. Gonna wreck it, dude!

by Mrswift March 14, 2013

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Goating

When a person is so drunk, they mindlessly kiss whoever comes across them on a night out. This can include random strangers or people they never liked.

I was so drunk last night, i have been goating with every woman i saw in front of me.

by goater101 January 1, 2019

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goatsman

someone's mother's new husband; a stepfather; particularly a stepfather who does not believe in the efficiency of modern travel technology such as planes or high-speed trains.

Before returning for winter break, Jimmy consulted his goatsman, whom his mother recently married, for advice on the best method of travel. The embittered goatsman remarked he'd rather ride a salt lick than a plane.

by Ryan Krisac August 9, 2006

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