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goated

getting goated means getting fucked so hard that you end up ramming your head into the headboard so agressively, goat milk practically spurs out of you.
Bro, Emma is getting goated this weekend.

They had a threesome and took turns getting goated.
by mareefleema July 26, 2018
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goatse

A sexual act, in which as the female climaxes, you jam your fist up her butt and scream "GOATSE!!" at the top of your lungs. Derived from the shock picture "Goatse".
Female: "Oh thats it!!!"
Male, jams his fist up her butt: "GOATSE!!"
Female: "what the..."
by Slothman September 6, 2007
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Goater

A goater is a fursona (representation of a furry) that is a hybrid. The genes of which include: goat, rat, and velociraptor.

More information for the goater can be found on Furry Amino.
Person A: What is that thing?

Person B: It's a goater, my fursonas species.

Person A: Are you a furry?

Person B: Yes, yes I am
by Fandom_Furry October 4, 2017
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Goater

means that there better than you in every way. Bc there a goat but like 132 times more of a goat than you
Hey, alexis I’m goater than you
by tamalesssss_. October 1, 2019
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Bang-goater

1. Early Renaissance two-legged beast with a tail attached to one leg. It has a large grinning face with hair sprouting mysteriously from different places on its head. It lacks a stomachal region, instead has a body directly attached to its head (neckless).

2. A man with grey hair who has sex with another man. He places his penis on the tail bone of the other man, making the appearance of a tail.
1. Delinquent: I'm sorry I forgot my homework today
Teacher: What ever has happened to it?
Delinquent: My bang-goater ate my homework

2. Dude, I rented some porn last night and there was a big bang-goater scene in it. It was so awesome I popped like 16 boners.
by Scrotumus May 9, 2008
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Panto Klamo Goatpen

- proper noun, person
Panto is regarded as the 'original that guy'.
a that guy is commonly found in the background of many pictures and often ruins pictures.
That god damn Panto Klamo Goatpen ruined all my photos from John's birthday party.
by P.K.Gpen March 18, 2009
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goatherder

1. Someone who is SO terrible at life, he can't ever do anything above the bare minimum of existence, that is, staying alive.
2. a person who cannot drive more than 10 miles without getting lost.
3. A person who is afraid to enter any social scenes, or anywhere outside their home.
friend of Prince Ali: "Prince Ali! why can't you leave your palace and come to the market?"
Prince Ali: "I can't!!!!! it's too far!!!!!"
friend of Prince Ali: "It's ONLY 2 blocks away from your palace you goatherder!"
by chucklesbanan September 28, 2009
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