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Gerald Garner

Guy who is fat goes to camp.
Let me make something very clear: The PerkiSystem does not work with cheaters like Gerald Garner. OK? How can I sell an infomercial about fat kids who can't keep their piggy little snouts shut? Hmm? Who's gonna buy that, huh?
by Jim Ray Morton April 3, 2017
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A Garner

In the workplace, banter can be the only solace or break from the daily grind, so impromptu segways to one-liners or quick wit can relieve the mental strain that grafting brings. However, when it comes to humour, they'll always be someone who'll throw in a "Garner", differing from a Dad joke, a Garner remains topical but elicits the same wince, stifled groans and eye roll. On occasion, a Garner may also be followed by the dreaded "ba dum chhh".

Any more Garners from you and you're out of the group.
by XhakaKhan5647 March 12, 2019
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Brett Garner

a mother fucking savage. this motherfucker be pissin’ on chicks, pack in’ dip and bangin hoes
Brett Garner is a mother fucking savage. this motherfucker be pissin’ o n chicks, pack in’ dip and bangin hoes
by pussyeater6969420saka January 25, 2020
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Aaron Garner

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Señorita Gaymer

He has a big brain and an E,he is E, and is NOT gay it is just a nick name cuz he gets violated whenever the mods decide to do so fuck you
by Lokolo Is Smolbrain lel January 10, 2021
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Lewis Garner

Me: I’ll type in my name cool Since I have to define it Lewis garner
by CactusPete January 26, 2021
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Hetero-gayness

When a hetero-sexual couple does an action,or regularly acts in a way of cuteness that overtly shows their love of each other in a corny and cringe worthy way.
Our hetero-gayness was on full display while we were posing for selfies with a bottle of wine while we were apple picking on a football Sunday.

Ugh, look at that couple ..Their hetero-gayness is a little over the top. They can't go 10 seconds without holding hands and kissing in public.
by Broseph82 June 16, 2021
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