Gary Reed

A form of saying "Gaurenteed" quickly, which sounds like a man's name, Gary Reed.

"You gettin' juiced tonight?"

"Oh Gary Reed."

by GaryR. March 23, 2010

A Gary Scaramella

When you get hit by a car, do a back flip, survive, and laugh about it the next day

Nick: oh my god he just got hit by a car!

Josh: it's ok he'll pull A Gary Scaramella

by This wasn't Alex April 20, 2011

Fucking Gary

Everyone knows a Gary. This statement is reserved for any time Gary does literally anything, as Gary is usually the most useless and clueless friend in the group. This statement is especially used when Gary does something that sets off a chain of events that could cause harm to the group. The softcore version was popularized in Parks and Recreation, as the gang often took jabs at Gary Gergich, better known as Jerry, Larry, Terry, Gary, Barry Gengurch Gergich. This statement is especially effective if the person's name isn't even Gary.

Gary- "hey guys what's up"
*gary does anything that remotely resembles a mistake*
Everyone else- Fucking Gary

by slappos October 15, 2019

gary ablett

Rhyming clubbers slang for an Ecstasy pill, named after Liverpool FC defender Gary Albett (1983-1992)

(Gary) Ablett rhymes with tablet.

Alright mate, got any Gary’s?

Is Gary Ablett gonna be at the club with you tonight?

by Ketmister August 2, 2006

gary downs

A term used to describe a really nerdy but awesome teacher.

Bob: Did you go to the Gary Downs' class today?
Steve: Yeah, it was hilarious. He made all these bad jokes.

by billyjo jim bob May 24, 2008

Gary Glitter

The glam-rock king who recorded "Rock n Roll pt. 2" but was later arrested for child pornography.

Da dum-da daaaa dadum HEY! dadum da dadadada x33214

by mooper August 7, 2003

gary lightbody

An amazing lead singer to the band Snow Patrol. He is a great song writter and has writen for Nicole from the Pussy Cat Dolls. He writes about lost and broken love, as well as some foggy nights in the local pub. He seems to be quite a romatic and lover. Very in touch wtih his emotions. There also seems to be a lot of hurt and pain in his heart, like he feels like he has messed to many things up. He misses a lot of his old girl friends, and it sometimes hurts to sing older songs that he no longer relates to, but does for his die hard fans. I think I may loose my verginity to this amazing man. I will keep you posted on this dream of mine.

Gary Lightbody was not too sober last night, but he still had a good gig, he is quite the comedian you know.

by Ms. Lightbody January 24, 2008