Guilt

A useless emotion that makes you feel terrible about your actions until common sense regains control.

Also

What women are skilled at using to get you to do their will

Guy - "I can't believe I just did that!!!!"

(Guy after a few minutes/hours) - "It actually wasn't that bad. I shouldn't feel guilt about doing what I want."

by Cmmnsense June 16, 2011

Guilt trip

A trip you should never take. You should feel guilty when you know you have done something you know is wrong. You should set things right if you can or at least try to avoid doing the wrong thing again. The main thing is your actions are based on what you think and feel, not on what someone who is trying to manipulate you wants to make you think and feel.

You owe me because my ancestors were sold into slavery by white slavers. My people didn't come here until 1889 so fuck you and your guilt trip. You owe me because of the holocaust. My grandfather died at D Day fuck you and your guilt trip. You hurt my feelings so you owe me. Fuck you I don't do guilt trips.

by yorkie stomper April 8, 2008

guilzy

Feelings of immense guilt stemming from an individual's inescapable laziness. When diagnosed, this condition is considered chronic and hard to cure. Distractions are only a temporary cure. This condition is fatal for university students. Even worse if combined with a job.

Variations include:
guilziness, guilziful, guilzilicious, guilzitude, guilz, the guilzies

Boyfriend: Honey, what did you say you needed this Rolo ice cream for again?
Girlfriend: I diagnosed myself with a bad case of the guilzy illness.

As assignments piled up on Clive's desk, so too did his feelings of guilziness.

by anthubc2010-guilzy October 9, 2010

guilticent

When you're not totally wrong, but not totally in the right.

Yeah...John fucked around too...so when they broke up they were both guilticent.

by FU3LISH October 21, 2009

pussy guilt

felt by some men who are not real men after doing something harsh to a girl this could be a donkey puch or maybe just ignoring her after doing whatever because you feel pussy regret but generally ignoring is the easiest way to not talk to a girl that you have no reason to talk to

"i feel like a prick about what i did to kelly"

"you gots a bad case of the pussy guilt my friend"

by I aint leavin no name October 17, 2008

Cornish Guilt

Guilt over stealing someones cornish pasty and/or other pastry related food items

Guilt over murdering someone from Cornwall

I totally killed a hitchiker in Cornwall, I've never felt such Cornish guilt

by EarlOfCanterbury November 2, 2010

Morning Guilt

Feelings of dissapointment and being ashamed in oneself because of your actions during the night. Morning Guilt usually occurs from either waking up with no money in your wallet, hungover, a ticket, hook-ups/creeping/drunk texts, not remebering what you said to people at the bar, but mostly not accomplishing anything on the weekend. Morning guilt can last up to an hour or until the next East Stroudsburg University weekend.

"Hey man do you have morning guilt?"
- "Yeah"
"Do you want to start drinking again?"
- "Yeah"

by 2nd St. House April 29, 2011