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greasy mcgriddle

A greasy mcgriddle is the act of performing oral sex on the dining room floor of a Mcdonald's before the official end of breakfast for the franchise in which the individuals are located (times may vary by franchise). While typically, the act is performed between two people who have vaginas, there are variations that are inclusive of all genders and can happen are various times. (see: the mcnugget)

Sometimes, a friend may watch, making that person "the hash brown." Patrons of the Mcdonald's are not considered hash browns.
Since it is 9am, Elliot and Cassidy are performing the Greasy McGriddle. Brandan is the hash brown.
by deflatedwaffles February 28, 2023
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greasy bum sex

for some one to have anal sex and the balls going up the arse are sweaty also shortened down to gbs
"oh fck yeah i just had greasy bum sex with my gf"
by flibe September 22, 2006
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Greasy Growlers

After a night of drinking when your stomach is rumbling and you have to poop. When you do poop and the fecal matter slides out like the chute was greased.
Q: "What was that noise?"
A: (in a hungover tired voice) "I drank way too much and I've got some Greasy Growlers"
by Bryan St. Bryan May 18, 2009
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Greasy Breakfast

The act of grabbing some one by the ears (normally a girl) and wiping her face up your gooch and nutsack
*one boy to another* - Sophie woke up to me giving her a fantastic greasy breakfast this morning
by Grease Monster March 9, 2011
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greasy

Aussie slang for glaring at people (staring at someone in a nasty fashion). Essentially the Aussie version of "stink eye".

Can also be made into a verb: "to grease off" - the act of giving someone a mean stare.
Geez Sam, Mick was giving you a decent greasy just now. What did you do to piss him off?

That dickhead just cut me off in traffic. What could I do? I wasn't gonna ram into him and smash up my own car, so I just gave him a good greasy as I drove past him.

What's with that bitch? She keeps greasing me off.
by pseudolexicologist March 24, 2010
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greasy

adj. someone who is unappealing or undesireable

v. doing something ill-advised, usually involving drink alcohol/malt beverage
Adj: -Brittany Spears is a greasy twat.

v. -I got greasy last night and shoved my cock into Brittany Spears brown-eye.
by Boredoutofmymind2 June 20, 2008
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Greasy Viking

Noun. The kind of viking who is always happy and outgoing, and is often interested in world affairs. Cannot be used to describe similar vikings who may or may not be happy and/or outgoing. The name greasy viking is slightly misleading as many vikings did actually have regular and thorough detox sessions and were relatively clean and pleasant smelling.
Man: "Hey there what can I do for you."

Greasy Viking: "Hi I am a greasy Viking and I am on crack."
by Doug May 21, 2008
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