Apparently it is a piece of wood (could be a broom, a log, etc) used to hold up an obese person's bits and bobs so they can successfully copulate.
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I’m an ER nurse and I once had a 450-500 pound female patient who had a bunch of abrasions on her abdominal pannus (she was in the ER for something else). I asked her about it and she nonchalantly answers, “oh that’s from the fuckstick.” And I respond, “your what.” She says back, “the fuckstick. I’m trying to get pregnant and our neighbors hold up my stomach with a wood plank so my husband can get in there.”
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I’m an ER nurse and I once had a 450-500 pound female patient who had a bunch of abrasions on her abdominal pannus (she was in the ER for something else). I asked her about it and she nonchalantly answers, “oh that’s from the fuckstick.” And I respond, “your what.” She says back, “the fuckstick. I’m trying to get pregnant and our neighbors hold up my stomach with a wood plank so my husband can get in there.”
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by k4tk4t July 25, 2023
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Also called "annual oilchange".
This is the time of year they can finally have sex since they can't get any in the rat-holes they're in...AKA the middle east.
Also called "annual oilchange".
1. Dicky's so excited about his fuckation he's already humping while going down the plane.
2. I know how excited he was about his fuckation I advised him to wear a condom before entering the airport.
After 30-days...
Me: "Hey Dicky, how's fuckation?"
Dicky: "Oh man, I can't wait for another one next year..."
2. I know how excited he was about his fuckation I advised him to wear a condom before entering the airport.
After 30-days...
Me: "Hey Dicky, how's fuckation?"
Dicky: "Oh man, I can't wait for another one next year..."
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