fifty-fifty affair

mutual affair or feeling

It had been a fifty-fifty affair.

by heeeyjane September 8, 2014

fifty-candle blowjob

A blowjob you get because your wife's idea of romance is lighting fifty candles... and you actually light all fifty to set the mood.

She just gave the best head, dude. On a scale from one to ten, it was, like, a fifty-candle blowjob.

by soupbee November 5, 2014

fifty wiper

When you go for a shit and after you've finished it takes many and much toilet tissue to get a clean result. As opposed to a good clean shit where you are claps shut with no residue to smear about

Thought I was going for a quick shit but it turned into a fifty wiper

by Ploppy son of Ploppy November 15, 2017

Fifty Tabs of Grey

Somebody who has a fuck-ton of BDSM porno open all at once in their browser.

Girl 1: "He opened up his laptop so we could watch Netflix, and it was all like Fifty Tabs of Grey!"
Girl 2: "Eeewww"

by photogriphiff March 18, 2018

Fifty grind

High grade cocaine, or dealer who sells such.

Selling high quality dope.

That Eisenstein looking mofo is 50 on the grind.

We goin buy the who thing so long as is fifty grind

by I am marked for life June 16, 2018

Fifty Flaw

The Fifty Flaw sais if there is 50% chance of something going bad and 50% chance of something going good the bad thing will always happen to you. "It's almost like there is 100% chance of everything going wrong." The acceptance of this "flaw" as plausible is often based on personal experience. It's a very moderate pessimistic claim nothing extreme.

-50% of men get cancer.
-Guess i'll die. Fifty Flaw.

by NotBadIntent August 26, 2018

Fiftygrind

A notion that help guide a hustler's way of live. It reminds them to put half of their time to their hustle and merry with the other half of their time.

A grind-ball method, known as work-life balance in the corporate world, that drives money-making attitude.

Rule which says a person should put at least 50% of their time to making money, while the rest could be used for enjoyment.

I fiftygrind, so I can’t be broke.

I don’t hustle everytime, I don’t ball everytime, I just fiftygrind

by Diceandjoker January 31, 2019