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Frankenbreast

Any woman with either:

1. Breasts that were enhanced to an unattractive size.

2. Breast of a saggy quality that are unattractive.

3. Breasts with horribly unattractive nipples that look as if they are from two separate breasts.
Oh God, look at Frankenbreast over there, it looks like she injected a truck of seal blubber into her tits.
by The Keeper of the Code January 31, 2010
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Frankenfeet

Horribly smelly feet usually accompanied by crusty socks
Dude, you have some serious frankenfeet!!!
by mommyofmany24 April 14, 2010
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frackery

wretchedness; wretched, shameful, disingenuous (as in behavior or speech), inane, silly
It was woeful to hear that learned man talk all that marked frackery!
by Teacher100 October 6, 2012
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Fraketastic

Jailbreaking your iPhone, because it voids your warranty; fraketastic.
by ck271 November 2, 2012
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frankencareer

An assortment of 2-3 part-time jobs that a recent college graduate falls into when nothing else pans out. All of these jobs are "short-term" and glom together into this titanic, time-eating Chronos of a monster that more or less destroys your personal life. A frankencareer is primarily due to the recent global recession, and is more than likely not due to some huge failing on the part of the recent graduate.

It is rumored that frankencareers may not be limited to younger folk and that the the tumorous hulk that is underemployment may be spreading to the (gasp) old people!
Congratulations Class of 2013! Your frankencareer awaits you!
by MaximillienTenn May 14, 2013
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frankenfashion

creating or editing an piece of clothing with parts from another or many other pieces of clothing.
Example: your parents get you a new pair of jeans to replace your old ones but it turns out the new ones have no pockets, so you take the pockets off the old one and add them to the new ones. that would be Frankenfashion

Example 2: You have several shirts that you like certain parts of so you take the parts you like and put them together into a new shirt you like completely to make a frankenfashion.
by Sennen August 23, 2014
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Frankenfriendly

A person who claims to be your friend, or has made it abundantly clear that they are your friend, even so they are so monstrously deformed or socially inadequate that no persons, other than the equally afflicted, would countenance their existence, let alone being chums.

Origin: Used metaphorically by pretentious 1970's film buff Goths and macabre people/failed scientists.

Most popular in: 1974 - Mel Brook's movie Young Frankenstein released and the stage musical "Buddy" most popular musical in Western Hemisphere.
Julie: "What the living nightmare on earth is THAT?!"
Julie's friend: "Quick, get in the car! ...he's coming over, oh...."
Frankenfriendly: "ww3453tr"E£$%£$TT" (completely incomprehensible as mouth so hideously deformed and has not been allowed to enter an education system.)
Julie & Julie's friend: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrgggg..." (driving away rather quickly, perhaps even hitting/running over Frankenfriendly, which is not a problem as he couldn't look any worse.)
by Pink Hippo Lover January 30, 2014
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