I / Me / Myself

one of the most relatable songs ever, written by the wonderful Will Wood.

I wish I could be a girl, and really
I'd prefer it if you would use I / Me / Myself
Am I pretty enough, am I pretty enough
To fucking die?

by Absolutdasher October 5, 2025

Myself

You do not need me to change anything about myself. What you WANT is to control MYSELF and you're trying to reconfigure what constitutes CONTROL and SELF to make that happen.

Hym "But what YOU ARE MAKING MONEY OFF OF is MYSELF. You didn't need MYSELF to change anything to fill your bank account with my ideas. So, you don't need myself to change anything. I don't need to do anything beyond this and I'm not going to. And if I do, I can guarantee someone is going to need to buy some flowers a couple of days afterwards. MYSELF is what you are trying to separate from MY ACHIEVEMENTS so OTHER PEOPLE who deserve it LESS can keep them for themselves. This is all just a ploy to keep me under the thumb of some fuck ass business owner who has contributed LESS to society than I have. It doesn't even matter which business owner it is. You all have to do it and now you want me to have to do it with you. You don't care that I created AI. You don't care about ME. YOU want ME to have to be like YOU. And why would I do that when I can be better? What you are doing isn't reflecting on me. It's just you being you."

by Hym Iam February 4, 2025

Flashbanged myself

When you masturbate and hit yourself in the eye during the cumshot

I was just jerking off and fucking flashbanged myself

by Thatshowyougetants2257 July 28, 2023

Mine Feels The Most Right Because If I Hit You, I Will Myself That It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

Mine Feels The Most Right Because If I Hit You, I Will Myself That It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

Mine Feels The Most Right Because If I Hit You, I Will Myself That It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

Myself

Not a YouTube faggot pretending to be me pretending to using my arguments in a direction they do not apply.

Hym "That isn't 'myself' what you are doing there YouTube freak. Look... It's clear to everyone that your just barking mouth-sound to drown me out so you can prevent the people you're doing this to from finding out what's been happening to them."

by Hym Iam April 14, 2025

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself

Suicide is not the answer.

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself
No, everyone you know will miss you
You're right

by Bi poppi January 12, 2023

Aishu myself out

(Verb) to remove oneself from an awkward situation by using a silly gif/sticker in online conversations
(Aishu refers to one of the most common names in India, and is used as a general term to name silly girls. It is usually the first kid to get into trouble in every school because alphabetically their name comes first; it's similar to how Chad, Karen etc is commonly used in the west)

Everytime a friend gave me a compliment, instead of saying thanks like a normal person, I would Aishu myself out of the situation

by Velvet_falcon August 28, 2025