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my back teeth are floating

Rude form of, “I need to urinate.”
A man is talking to another and states, “ oh wait a minute, my back teeth are floating.” Then walks off and urinates.
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floated

"So drunk that you're too high to care"
Damn its 5am im floated.
by JD&Tlan DeltaSigs September 17, 2005
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floating head

A head that is ovally shaped and longer than it is wide. Known to float.
by Daniel May 24, 2004
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Turd Floater

Turd Floater refers to a septic tank backing up into one's yard whenever there's a big rainfall and the ground is saturated.
It came a real turd floater last night and more rain is on the way.
by Michele Dorwin July 24, 2008
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floater

In hockey, a floater is a player who won't go into the corners to fight for the puck. Instead, he'll just circle around in the slot waiting for his hard-working teammates to set him up, where he'll inevitably score and take all the glory.

The opposite of a floater is a grinder.

This term was popularized by Don Cherry on his Coaches Corner segment on Hockey Night In Canada.
"That Gelinas, he's no floater. Look at him battle in the corner for the puck."

"The Sens never win any puck battles because they have too many floaters."
by Mike Verkerk April 26, 2004
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Floaty

1. A person who is indirect and instead talks around the subject.

2. A person who often talks about feelings.

3. A person who is perceived to live in a world of their own and often sees the positives in situations.

4. A person who is distracted by a multitude of factors.
1. Person A: " I punched them in the face"
Floaty person: "Do you think that there are other ways of channeling you emotions?"

2. "How does that make you feel?", "Your energy is making me feel ......."

3. " These puddles make it like an exciting obstacle course to get to ....... everyday"

4. "Where's the cheese? Ooooh, do you smell burning? Oh look, there's a cute little dog out side, isn't that lovely."
by purple rhapsody May 23, 2011
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Flitch

A guy who is whipped by his girlfriend and has no testicles left.
Floyd I can't believe you let Jen make you cancel your plans to go out drinking tonight. Your such a fucking flitch.
by Armin Hoda November 12, 2005
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