Joe's Greasy Fingers 

When you encounter this wild New Yorker in Queens he has the Greasiest Fingers known to mankind. Some say if you touch his fingers you will instantly get the gassed like the jews. Others say your get skin poisoning. The world may never know.

Person 1: Yo did you go to Queens at all

Person 2: Yea I saw Joe's Greasy Fingers so I ran

Joe's Greasy Fingers by Joe's Greasy Fingers December 12, 2018

Salad Fingers 

Gender confused "it" that lives in the middle of nowhere, in shack #22. All of his "friends" left him to go to the great war. He randomly names objects and bugs. He has a very "colorful" imagination and a preferance for rusted metal. He likes it when the "red water" comes. He has a lack of intelectual skills and utterly terrified by human speech except for his own, as shown in episode 5. There are currently 7 episodes all of which created by David Firth.

(as Salad Fingers stabs his finger on a rusty hook) "I like it when the red water comes out"

Salad Fingers by Fat-Pie April 29, 2006

kit kat fingers

Kit Kat fingers are when a person places any two fingers together and inserts them into another humans anal cavity. (usually a gay male activity). Once the fingers have been removed any remnants of shit are acknowledged by each party and swiftly licked clean. This act can be incorporated with the Dirty Sanchez and Portugese Breakfast.

Last night my boyfriend got kit kat fingers before we made love and i ended up with a dirty sanchez.

kit kat fingers by Sam 23456 May 23, 2006

4 fingers up 

Means your the hottest person alive

“He’s holding 4 fingers up, he’s so hot”

4 fingers up by Factional May 11, 2022

4 fingers up 

holding 4 finger up in a photo is a secret way of saying you are homosexual/ gay

all u motherfuckers better have 4 fingers up

4 fingers up by sexymilf999 April 30, 2022

Cat Got Your Fingers

A phrase offered to people (mainly lazy females) that regularly fail to reply to SMS text messages in favour of waiting until the next time you see each other.

Chris-Did you get that text I sent you?
Karen-Yes, i've been meaning to talk to you about that.
Chris-Cat got your fingers?

Cat Got Your Fingers by Chris VG May 3, 2007

Smell My Fingers 

A phrase used by people (mostly male) after fingering a female, due to the "pleasant" oder the vagina leaves on the fingers.

However, most people who use this joke haven't actually gotten any, and are saying it to be funny or insulting, or are bragging about it. Best when used towards friends about people they're close to.

Jimmy: "Hey Timmy, you know your sister, Bella?"
Timmy: "Of course, what about her?"
Jimmy: " Smell my fingers ;) "

Ben: "So me and that hot co-worker Jenna went out to lunch somewhere private"
Mickey: "So?"
Ben: " Smell My Fingers "

Mickey: "Score!"

Smell My Fingers by TrainedSavior June 29, 2011