Fixed price auction

A term used to describe a listings on ebay where the listing is not an auction but is listed in the auction section of the site.

A fixed price auction is like a pig in a blanket, it works but i would not touch it with someone else penis!

by ebayluva August 21, 2008

Fifeism

A funny quip, quote, or observation by Deputy Barney Fife.

"You've got to nip it in the bud," is a classic Barney Fifeism.

by Abiding Dude August 14, 2011

Firedick

The feeling you get when you jerkoff for to long and you start to chaif your shaft

Hey mom I think I have firedick

by Soggy January 18, 2017

Fived

To offer an explanation especially in a legal context

1) She fived the reason for coming late. 2) The judge didn’t accept the excusehe defendant fived.

by Reb Meir August 5, 2018

High fived the tree

smoking weed(marijuana)...

naw we just hung out and high fived the tree

by MArijuana follower July 5, 2010

Shits Fired

A reply to say after someone says utter shit to someone else or something stupid to something else.

Friend A: "You're a scrub, you glass shard eater!"
Friend B: "Says the kid that sucks off hairy truckers for literally $3 and sleeps in a plastic bag!"
Randy the Random Guy: "SHITS FIRED!"

by vinroy7 May 29, 2016

Alaskan Firedragon

There are many different ways to complete the firedragon, usually involving either hot sauce, fire, or cum pouring out a person’s nose.

The most popular forms incLUBE… I mean include:

1. Ejaculating into one’s moth, then holding their mouth shut while you tickle them so that the seman shoots out of their nose, resembling the white snowy fire of a firedragon in Alaska.

2. Pouring hot sauce down one’s vagina, with your genitals in their mouth, causing them to unleash a powerful dragon-like roar, causing the seman in their mouth to launch all over the place.

1. I gave Cindy an Alaskan firedragon last night, her nose is bleeding now.

2. When Rebecca was giving me a good ol’ blowjob last night, she didn’t expect me to pour hot sauce down her vagina, she then slapped me for giving her the Alaskan firedragon without telling her.

by NOT Nikolas I PROMISE March 24, 2022