Friend: Yo I'm Christian what about you?
You: Oh I believe in Dumpster Fireism
Friend: what is that-
You: It's to believe in our true god, the god of dumpster fires
Friend: Are you high You: No.
Friend: We're at a bar
You: No we're in my house :D
Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi