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Foster Daddy

When a man sleeps with women, then the women leave him to marry another man.
All these women with Jeff leave him and find their forever homes. Seems like Jeff is just a foster daddy.
by Punker1977 December 4, 2019
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Faster Than Light

When sex only lasts 10 seconds or less.
I had sex for the first time but it was Faster Than Light.
Wow Did You Cum Too Fast
No It was done that quick
by real_men_uber rick August 24, 2021
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Faster Horses

A 1975 Tom T Hall song in which an elderly cowboy tells him the 4 secrets to a better life
Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money
by JB920 December 30, 2021
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Foster

if a red flag was a person🚩🚩
Ew you see that kid he is deffo a foster
Yuh is such a red flag🚩🚩
by Amongusissus6969 April 20, 2022
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Faster Than Your Mom

Faster Than Your Mom is a term used to describe a gamer who sandbags or is new to a game. It is a term you would use when one of these actions occur.
Friend: “Where you taking the killer?”
Poison: “I’m taking the killer to shack”
*player decides to sandbag*
HOLY SHIT DWIGHT, MOVE YOUR BITCH ASS FASTER THAN YOUR MOM”
by Poison2793 May 19, 2022
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fisterbate

When fisting someone anally or vaginally, placing one’s penis into the fisting hand and masturbating into the anus or vagina being fisted while continuing to fist. The entire fisting hand and penis are inserted into the anus or vagina.
Shawn fisterbated Alex.
by LabelXM July 5, 2022
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foster care

Gruesome
Everyday you are woken up to go to school until you graduate. They beat you with multiple forms and lock you away from the world. They put you into abusive homes on purpose so you can suffer. They take you away from parents for useless but sensible reasons but however still cause more torture. You are beaten until you can awake and watch tv shows all day long. During weekends you have to work extra hard than school and they ask the school for homework. When it is lunch time, they force you to eat your food even when you are full. The food tastes extremely bitter and 2x more sour than a lemon. They rarely ever give you treats that would be what you normally ate before being taken away. When they are finished torturing "out of love" they will put you in a abusive home and so on
It is not all foster care's fault. they just don't know what they are doing
by sick of asphixiation August 24, 2022
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