farming

The act of hanging around public toilets and fishing out turds, particulary those produced by people who one finds attractive.

Bill had spent the afternoon farming at the bogs in Marble Arch. As he took the Tube home he took a peek at the two large logs he had wrapped up in his sports bag.

by Botter December 3, 2003

Femi-nonce

A paedophile of the female variety

Fuck off you dirty femi-nonce

by Davie G April 19, 2007

dry farming

Humping someone with your clothes on.

Tom and Sara were dry farming.

by John February 26, 2004

farmington

the exact opposite of what the last person said. a nowhere where no ones like to reside and get married at 16 and die in.

believe me, if you've ever lived there, you don't need an example. You know EXACTLY what i mean.

by creamalicious™ May 23, 2004

femi oke

versatile weather presenter/ BBC Sccience in Action presenter/ top of the pops presenter/ radio personality

(ROUGH TRANSCRIPT FROM SCIENCE IN ACTION ) Look everyone! It's Ian McKaskill, the top weather forecaster in the country! maybe he can tell us why the sky is blue! (As a weather forecaster i SHOULD know his stuff)

by Andrew The Anthea Turner wannabe August 5, 2003

feminazi

Someone who believes that men should have less rights rather than fighting for women to receive more rights.

White supremacist: stop calling feminists 'Feminazis' . They make us Nazis look bad.

by Nigg3rFagg0t2588 September 5, 2017

feminem

who cares what it means, you're a fucking douchebag faggot ass nigga if you call eminem that

feminem is said by faggots only

by datnigqacee19 September 4, 2009