Flastered

A combination of the words flustered and flabbergasted

Bro was Flastered my dude

by Mtvebey May 8, 2024

Festerford

Welsh slang for a local pedophile or nonce. Someone not to be trusted in the vicinity of minors, playgrounds or schools

There's a festerford hanging around the park with a puppy and bag of haribo, someone should call the police

by Jamiesa5 April 13, 2024

Feaser

A Spanish slur for “Ugly Female Jew.”

Origin comes from the Spanish word “Fea” meaning Ugly Female.

“Mrs. Broflovski is such a Feaser, dude.”

by KyleB November 21, 2024

faster n harder

A song by 6arelyhuman :)

"So I party like a rockstar, look like a porn star"
"Every day I go hard, riding in my sports car"
"Pull of in that V8"
"Songs on replay"
"Spinning like a DJ"
"Make it look easy"
"I go faster n harder, faster n harder-"

by zesty_zephyr December 14, 2024

Flasternate

to squat and poop yourself all over the floor

"I'm going to fucking flasternate in your house if you don't shut the fuck up

by RealXp February 23, 2025

Flastering

A quick, single-coat plastering technique where the surface is plastered and sanded as soon as dry, in quick succession. Usually used to prep a wall or ceiling for painting. Common in renovation or patch-up jobs where time is limited but a decent finish is required. Blend of the words fast + plastering.

Mate, we were running behind, so I just did a quick flastering job on the ceiling, she'll be right once it's had a lick of paint.

by L Sampson :) October 3, 2025

Festermaxxing

When after you beat it you let it harden into a second skin layer like an exoskeleton

Yo i was festermaxxing so hard last night I'm prepared for this football game

by TwinCanEater October 22, 2025