Turd fishing

Turd fishing is when the water level in a toilet is very high; or a man's penis is recovering from a hard-on and is still semi-erect and the end of his penis is submerged like fishing bait. Much like fishing but in a toilet so therefore fishing for turds.

"Holy shit man those, toilets are insane I had a nibble from a foot long whopper because I was turd fishing for so long!"

by Grant_man February 12, 2009

pussy fishing

when a woman uses her body and especially her pussy to get something she wants that is of a nonsexual nature.
almost every woman knows how to pussy fish to one extent or another.

she's just pussy fishing.

by Deep blue 2012 August 28, 2009

Asian Fishing

Fishing for an Asian person.

"we're ging Asian fishing, wanna come?"

by kimberly lippinton's wife February 7, 2022

dick fishing

During the act of male urination, when one wears more than one pair of pants (jeans, pajama's, and briefs). The swimming motion the persons hand makes going via their zippers/fly's to find their penis.

Person 1: "Are you playing with yourself?"

Person 2:"NO! I'm dick fishing."

by SnookiezInc June 21, 2009

crab fishing

The act of going on a night out with the intention of sleeping with as many prostitutes as possible, risking many things including the contraction of many STDs.

Guy 1: Dude what did you do last night?
Guy 2: I ended up crab fishing and now my balls have swelled twice their size.
Guy 1: Sweet

by WillT June 7, 2007

shark fishing

When a girl ONLY goes after guys with girlfriends.

"I really want to go shark fishing soon."

by gigz June 21, 2007

Pity Fishing

Pity fishing is an action when the "fisherman" complains about something in there life just to get pity from their listeners.
Someone who complains about something just so others can here them to give the complainer pity.
Pity fisherman are also usually compliment fishers (see compliment fishing)

Facebook Status: "My life is so hard, I have to do everything myself no one else will lift a finger."

PatsyReader: "awww poor you"

SmartReader: "oh quit your PITY FISHING!"

by quiturbitchin December 13, 2009