facetious

The only word that has A E I O U in it in that order

Did you know that 'facetious' is the only word that has A E I O and U in order?

by Ein Wrose April 23, 2011

facetard

someone with a retarded looking face. hence, facetard. can also be used as a verb, as in making someones face completely retarded

dude, tom's such a facetard

I like to facetard random people in photoshop.

by TheRman0 October 6, 2008

Fagnet

A straight woman who consistently attracts attention from gay men in various social and public settings.

Jackie: Dude, Kerry always finds random gay guys to buy her drinks and pay her cover charges.

Teo: Yeah, she is such a Fagnet.

by MartyandKendal July 4, 2009

Facetime

The act of doing a chick and right before you ejaculate, you look at your watch and jizz on her face while yelling, "FACETIME"!

Friend: Why do your girls eyes look like a rabid raccoon?
You: Because I went all facetime on her last night!

by dmoney777 November 26, 2011

Faneto

A faneto is defined as a wild mythological creature believed to be discovered in the 21st century and descended from the troll, Fanetos are known to wear Nightly Clothing ranging from pajamas to hoodies and to snatch peoples chains, wristwatches and shoes. If you believe you have seen one please alert your local authorities.

A faneto snatched my chain!

by Punchywunchy January 24, 2017

fagetoo

A tattoo SO stupid and lame it can't even been called gay. (See gaytoo for a name to call tattoo's that are not as of yet as rediculously stupid as fagetoo's)

Pronounced: "fag-eh-two"

Any tattoo in a language you cannot speak fluently is a fagetoo.

by Ssimon007 November 10, 2008

facetious

Being facetious is when you say something you think is funny, but NOBODY laughs. So then you have to say "Oh, uh...I was being facetious". And everyone's like "Ooooh Kayyy... (What a jackass.)"

"An awkward silence fell over the group after his facetious remark about the director's 'ghetto booty' wasn't appreciated.

by ~Adam September 15, 2006