fakein

verb. to lie of cheat
past-tence

shawty stop fakin on me.

by aladdin April 19, 2005

fukkit

fukkit is a shortened version of fuck it which is used when describing something you dont care about. Basically like saying "i dont care" or "it dosent matter"

person A: "apparently somebody snitched on you..."
person B:"fukkit its not like they have any evidence"

by 8648746378464444444444444444 May 12, 2020

Fawkin

1. To fawk; the act 2. Sex with no feelings involved.

"hey bubba, wanna fawk?"

by Schwilly February 14, 2005

Man-fatkins diet

A strict diet consisting solely of protein designed to quickly loose those excess pounds. This version swaps tasty steaks for clammy man juice.

"No way, Dave. I'm not sticking that in my mouth again! Now let me out, I'm starving!"

"Shut the fuck up, Posh. You know you're on a man-fatkins diet! Now swallow my load and stop being a whiny bitch"

by Burro's Dead Nan August 16, 2007

Farking

A combination of the slang words 'fuck' and 'fart', describing the practice of combining two activities that each add their own type of satisfaction.

She loved to see just how long we could keep farking back and forth.

by Ratcheer November 28, 2006

fakin' the funk

a) going along to get along
b) pretending that everything (in a relationship) is just fine, while plotting an escape

This fool don't know whussup. Ahm jus fakin' the funk until I make my move next month.

by Dizz January 1, 2004

farking

When parking costs more than the fucking ticket. (This is how they fuck you).

The tickets to the Lakers game where free, farking was $35.00.

by Panaeleous March 31, 2008