Face Cheese

The build up off dead skin and dirt in glasses normally around the nose pads and under the lenses, used buy optical technicians and other staff of the optical business as slang

Check out this face cheese

by Mwright September 10, 2007

Face Crack

Common slag used within the gay community. Reacting with an extreme facial expression, to the point where it might make your face crack.

“When she came for me like that I had me the face crack of the millennium” - RuPaul

by eaterofdicks September 22, 2016

face-pooping

When you use facebook while on the crapper.

Boss: Hey, I just noticed you updated your facebook status, weren't you in the bathroom?

You: Yea, I was face-pooping.

by Mikey The Comic January 20, 2009

Face-shit

1. Tired of using facebook. 2. Word to replace facebook.

What are you doing.
I'm getting on face-shit.
I should check my face-shit.

by brutalmilkshake1123 June 23, 2010

Face like a bucket of smashed crabs

A really fugly munter, a really ugly person, AKA The Elephant Man

Fuck me, I'm not shagging that has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs.

by Fishy Pie October 24, 2003

Face Push

To place your open palm on someone faces and push there head in a violent manner. One of the most demeaning things you can do to someone at any time.

Rob was a stupid fat ass so I face pushed him.

by puddin rob August 28, 2006

face squirt

A face squirt involves a male ejaculating into the mouth of a female, then once finished, the female tilts her head to the sky and spouts out the ejaculate into the air, much like a dolphin releasing water from it's blow hole. This transaction of semen is generally best administered with the female on her knees and the male standing. Although other variations are often welcomed, despite how messy they can be.

I had to get a ladder to clean the ceiling from Jenny's face squirt. Definitely not getting my bond back.

by RSSR April 1, 2011