See also Snowman....When a male tucks his nuts and dick in between his legs. Squeeze your legs so one nut is on top of the other with the penis tip being the apple and trhe nuts being rather hairy kiwi fruits.
My girlfriend was yelling at me, so when she walked around the corner, I had a fruit basket waiting for her!
by Frainslug February 16, 2006
by Mr.cookforsmith January 22, 2007
by oswald the ninja July 21, 2004
Brit and Josh hooked up for a few minutes of drunk sex, but she got knocked up and popped out a little fuck fruit 9 months later.
by For Whom the Bell Trolls September 18, 2007
A shock site on the LOLshock network. It features a woman shoving oranges into her vagina and shooting them out her anus. This is not quite as offensive as other shock sites, and has a humorous aspect to it.
Person 1: Dude, did you go to fruit launcher?
Person 2: Yeah. I laughed my ass off.
Person 1: Wait, what? What's wrong with you?
Person 2: Well, it's nothing compared to SourMath.
Person 2: Yeah. I laughed my ass off.
Person 1: Wait, what? What's wrong with you?
Person 2: Well, it's nothing compared to SourMath.
by guitarhero01234 July 11, 2010
Beans, beans, the musical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you eat, the better you feel,
So let's eat beans for every meal.
Well, I eat beans for every meal.
I'm here to tell you how I feel.
I feel better when I toot,
And so I eat my musical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you eat, the better you feel,
So let's eat beans for every meal.
Well, I eat beans for every meal.
I'm here to tell you how I feel.
I feel better when I toot,
And so I eat my musical fruit.
by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005
The result of a male tucking his genitalia between his legs while keeping his thighs pressed together.
by rupert2000 December 07, 2004