It’s a sarcastic or comical way of saying you’re going to go very hard on something, whether that's a workout, cooking a steak, fixing a problem, etc. coined in 2025 by RCS
“How’s that new blender?”
“Bro, it slaps so hard it made the smoothie beg for mercy and file a 401(k).”
Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k)
“Bro, it slaps so hard it made the smoothie beg for mercy and file a 401(k).”
Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k)
by AKansasIntellectual June 14, 2025
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