fecal urgency

The sudden feeling at your sphincter of having to emit waste very soon. This is a known side effect of a hangover, eating bad Indian food, and eating too many of those potato chips that contain the fat-substitute olestra.

Similar to santorum but no sex is involved.

After drinking heavily and eating a whole bag of those weird-tasting potato chips the night before, Henry awoke to a distrubing sense of fecal urgency.

by Artimus December 30, 2005

fecaltate

To exrement in proper fashion.

The curry chicken caused me to fecaltate all night.

by WLZ March 22, 2003

Fecalicious

An term to describe something that tastes, smell, looks, sounds sublimely horrible.

Diet Coke with "butt" lemon is totally fecalicious!

by Kizzy March 10, 2005

fecal rocket

A fecal rocket the name for a person who has the intestinal flu, upset stomach, or a digestive track problem that is causing severe diarrhea. The person has become a “fecal rocket” on the toilet.

Alan called in sick today. He said he was a "fecal rocket"

by The Hathmeister October 31, 2007

focals

A slang abbreviation for glasses (from bifocals).
See song lyrics for Band of Horses "Ode to LRC" on Cease to Begin

I put my focals on (to read). I had to wear my focals to see the street signs.

by Niclit November 29, 2007

fecal chatter

Discussion of one's recent bowel movements

Yesterday Eric and I were talking about the biggest craps we'd ever taken. It was complete fecal chatter

by westacles October 31, 2008

fecal muncher

eater of excrement

Tom is so full of shit he must be a fecal muncher.

by blochow2001 March 4, 2009