Dating Expert

Individuals on Youtube who make money/validation by simply rewording the "numbers game" (just keep asking out) theory . Their "advice" is designed to string you along, with one thing after another, usually to the point of where some advice contradicts the previous.

There are an abundance of self proclaimed "dating experts online" these days.

"Just do these 17 things, now say these 3 magic words, then do these 34 things, and don't forget to subscribe and watch my neverending array of videos, then buy my course, now repeat the process and buy my next course" - Dating expert.

by RoguePoster August 17, 2022

Out of Office Experience

When one must leave the main office to undertake a task which if completed in the office would be offensive or embarrassing. Such examples include leaving to loudly pass wind, belch, smoke, make a private phone call or some kind of physical relation/interaction with a colleague.

Usual locations include the car park, stationary cupboard, empty meeting rooms, rooftop and empty corridors.

Richard: "Hey, where's Paul gone?"
Stuart: "I don't know, actually...?"

- Sometime Later -

Paul: "Sorry, I'm back now!"
Richard: "Where did you go?"
Paul: "Epic Out of Office Experience!"

by Ternal May 20, 2011

The Winchester Experiment

Not knowing if a gun is loaded or not like the rifle hanging over the Winchester bar in "Shaun of the Dead "

I have a gun in my purse want to do the Winchester experiment

by Agoon Whiteward December 11, 2013

Out of water experience

When a turd rises its bald brown head above the water in the toilet. Something to be proud of if you are into that. Go figure.

I had the most outrageous out of water experience in the restaurant bathroom, I left it there for the next guy to admire.

by Gojai August 29, 2017

we is experts

when one or more people/person has no idea what they are doing but doesn't want to admit the fact that they don't know what they are doing

also a quote for the film Ali G in Da House

*you and friend start computer course to which you find out you are completely useless with computers *
"we is experts"

by iwanttodie4206969 November 9, 2017

the mcallister experience

What you call when being romantically involved with someone with the last name McAllister.

Girl 1: “hey I was with McAllister yesterday.”
Girl 2: “lucky, you got the McAllister experience!”

by McAllisterA2003 September 18, 2019

The Ethan Miller Experience

when you’re smoking that good kush and drinking that strong shit and you forget what space and time is

“damn bruh he’s going through the ethan miller experience, go get him some coco pebbles”

by shereallydidthat February 9, 2020