Erection Ejection

When a dick gets so hard it bursts out of a mans pants

When Sarah Bent over to pick up her books, I had an erection ejection in the middle of class.

by Moisty Mike January 2, 2018

Carmen Electra

One of America's premier sex models. Went by the name of Tara Leigh Patrick but changed her name to Carmen Electra. Also interested in dancing. Recently married to rockstar Dave Navarro after breaking up with Dennis Rodman. Has done several photoshoots with Playboy and also appeared naked in several movies. Any man would wanna fuck her, hell I do. She has a hairy pussy, not too large but good nice sized breasts and is smart.

That hot ass bitch
go to www.speakcarmenese.com for photos of her nude!

by Carmen Sexy Bitch February 17, 2004

Electoral College

A group of people who represent states, and are the ones that do the actual voting. It's also the reason why Trump got elected, despite the fact that more people voted for Hillary. The electoral college is why your vote probably doesn't matter. (still vote though it's good for you)

The electoral college is the worst and it makes me want to cry.

by lil.wayne March 9, 2019

Electric Whale Transport

Electric whale transports are three or four-wheeled electric carts that people, almost exclusively elderly or morbidly obese, ride around on in stores, malls, or anywhere else that requires walking a distance greater than from the couch to the refrigerator.

I was in a hurry to get out of Target, but some fatty in an electric whale transport was holding up the checkout line.

by Two11two March 12, 2008

painful and long-lasting election

The 2008 American Presidential election

Barack: Man, this race is going on too long.
Hilary: I agree, old bean. This is truly a painful and long-lasting election.

by Jean Shepherd ex-K2ORS (SK) July 25, 2008

the 2016 election

The absolute worst year for politics ever

The 2016 election made me like bill clinton

by Swanky_Danky January 5, 2017

Electric Carousel

When a group of guys have a train of anal sex, but the head guy sticks a paper clip into the tip of his penis. He then thrusts the paper clip into a light socket shocking everyone that is participating in the anal train.

Mickey: I wish i would have known we were having an electric carousel otherwise i would have invited Josh.

Mark: I know that guy gets crazy over stuff like that.

by iWIN_LIKE_SHEEN August 22, 2011