Early barnes

Derived from early doors, this means early

It's gonna be busy at the club, we should get there early barnes.

by rtj loco September 25, 2003

early house

Dublin name for a bar that opens early in the morning. Originally in the area of the docks to serve the stevedores ending the night shift, but which ended up early morning drinkers in general

So after the party we went to an early house for two more scoops.

by garda April 21, 2011

early wood

Early wood is what you experience when you wake up with a long lasting erection

Kermanshah: good morning. What are you hiding in your pants so early?
Michael: oh nothing ma, just got some early wood

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

earlybird

going to bed

wishing you a good nights sleep
I'll be heading towards Wigan tomorrow
and won't be here for a bit
O wait

earlybird
shmirly turd
🖤

by Krkič June 5, 2019

addison easley

addison, or addi, is a skinny legend and is perfect. she gorgeous and all the guys fall for her. she’s definitely a stunner. if you see addi you’ll know because she drop dead gorgeous. she will always be there for you and is a true friend.

you’re friends with the addison easley?! LUCKY!!

by goosepresley April 10, 2019

Silent but Eardley

When you're out with your mates in a pub and somebody drops their guts in the vicinity. The mate who complains the most about the flatus surprises you later when he admits it was him all along.

We were down the pub last night having a quiet beer, when Ewan did a Silent but Eardley. It fucking reeked.

by propforward April 10, 2011

Musials Law of Early Dismissal

When the entire team at your office gets dismissed for their merits and great work. Except you, because you set up a conference call for the last hour of the day.

Musials Law of Early Dismissal dude I have to stay, but enjoy happy hour.

by Lennyd215 February 6, 2012