eric

A person who likes to play mario all day long, and deny that he actually plays it. He's addicted to fighting and is violent. See assinine.

"Hey did you see that guy thats really cheesy?"

"Oh, yeah thats eric."

by jessicahowboutthemapples January 24, 2010

eric

Eric is so annoying, a lot of people don't get along with him. He is totally mean & rude. He has some friends.

Wow, he is so mean
He must be an Eric.
How did you know?!

by severn cat December 9, 2010

Eric

A man who is albino and likes to play soccer. He often touches his friends and fondle his pets.

Eric is has no penis

by Yfugigigud January 24, 2014

Eric

1. A man who will never appreciate you and will only keep you around to satisfy his own selfish needs.

2. A man who loves himself above all others; an extremely self centered person.

Don't go out with him he's an Eric.

by dorkissmaximus May 22, 2014

Eric

A guy who is really tech savvy and knows a lot about electronics. He likes Apple and hates Android. He can be really nice at times but can be a jerk at other times. He is funny and can always make you laugh.

Ugh! My laptop is acting up. Maybe Eric can fix it.

by Out_in_Neverland24 June 1, 2015

eric

usually married to emily's

horrible at relationships
never talk
usually has blonde hair
obviously has blue eyes
gigantic forehead

wow must be a eric and emily if their relationship is that bad

by bobmarley69 April 6, 2016

Eric

Eric is a pussy that is a 11 year old non- virgin that bully’s his friends and a overweight person and that brags because he is an oh Fornite player and Eric’s r DARKSKINs

I hate Eric’s

by Lightskins Lavish May 2, 2019