3 definitions by Garlictheclown

Mel

Melanie or “Mel” as a nickname.

Mels can typically name that tune in one note or less.

You heard me.

Mel: *Before the song even starts*
“Rose Colored Glasses by John Conlee.”

Correct.

by Garlictheclown December 23, 2017

Rachel

Can be the most authentic and loving person you’ve ever met. Too bad she’s hangry and thinks that everything about you is awful and wishes that you would die already.

“Rachel is like those snickers commercials.”

by Garlictheclown December 23, 2017

Eric

Synonymous with “drunk”, this person is typically someone with a big personality and even bigger liver. They are the life of the party and can and will drink your mom under the table.

Don’t plan to party with them because they probably already have plans and will just blow you off with a flippant “maybe”.

“He was driving like an Eric so the cops pulled him over and found your mom and an ounce of weed in his trunk. He’s in jail now”

by Garlictheclown December 21, 2017