emopee

someone that nobody likes, so do NOT adopt them

spermy: lets adopt emopee
emopee: wah wah ur so mean wah wah
spermy: *disowns them for being a fag*

by Emipee June 17, 2023

a group of emos

A suicide squad

1: "hey what do you call a group of emos?"
2: "shut the fuck up lewis"
1: "a suicide squad"
2: "what the fuck is wrong with you"

by istolethelastcookie1 September 25, 2022

Egosexual

An individual that prefers sexual intercourse with one's self..

No to be confused with masturbation. This individual would be a hermaphrodite or male that was exceptionally endowed for self penetration.

The process would most likely be achieved through bending a not full erection back towards the perineum or abdomen for penetration.

"Wow, you banged yourself? I've never seen an Egosexual before."

by DigitalCrapShoveler July 8, 2009

emos

emos are the most anoying off all groups of people. they have poisoned a lot of the rock and metal culturer and turning it in to a boring homosexual and suicidal shit i my self am a metalhead and would love to kill them all together i would rather be a chav than an emo

emos- i want to die
metalheads- go kill yourself then u anoying basterd

by sloth weed September 26, 2006

emos

Emos are a group of people, or a trend that has influenced and encouraged suicidal tendencies and hatred towards life and everyone and everything in it. I pity them, and understand that they may have hard lives at home and such, but it isn't worth the self-destruction that they pour on themselves. Think about this, unless you're an Emo, then you're just plain wrong, and I don't give a damn what you think. If you think that Emos should die, you'd be rigt. But think about what their situation could be like at home. Overall, don't judge them onsight, leave that to God; he'll probably send them straight to hell.

Emos: Man im so depressed, im gonna go cut myself and drink myself to death cuz i have nothing better to do.

Me: Stop cutting youself. Don't be Emo, you'll just get criticised. Go fill you life with something meaningful, not drugs, alchohol and sex. Gain something which can't be taken from you ever.

by Convert the emos July 27, 2007

emos

people who wear tight jeans for attention and have hair that covers 8/10ths of their face

"whats with your hair?"
"I'm too emo for a face."
"gah stupid emos."
*sucks other persons blood*

by nickelback fan 2296 August 7, 2007

emosexual

Emosexual - Noun. Refers to a person of any gender who can only become sexually aroused in the presence of whining. Telltale signs include: all black ensemble, heavy white make-up covering up as well as contributing to a LOT of acne, facial piercings, eyeball piercings, genital piercings, anal piercings, etc. The more painful the location of the piercing, the more likely you have found an emosexual. In the wild the emosexual is often found listening to wrist-cutting music in her suburban home, going to wrist-cutting musical performances, and talking about how all emosexuals are better than everyone smarter, prettier and with better social skills than they have.

Emosexual hair generally looks designed to get its wearer pummeled by jocks, sociopaths, and basically any person within viewing range with any sense of aesthetic decency.

There is no known medical cure for the emosexual, however therapies that have succeeded in the past include: maturing emotionally past the age of eight, getting a reasonably well-paying job after college and turning into a yuppie, and successful wrist-cutting.

*A seventeen year old boy sits at a table in the cafeteria. His face is covered in pancake makeup. He writes with heavy tears streaming down his acne-scarred, piercing-riddled face*

Guy 1: Woah, man. What's wrong with that guy? Did his dog get shot?
Guy 2: Oh him? His parents bought him an iphone for Christmas and paid for the Prince Albert he wanted. He said he's writing deep existential poetry about how his life feels empty now that he can't complain about his parents.
Guy 1: Fucking emosexuals.

by Timmy Gunderson February 26, 2011