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crap dusting

(v) - When a person has to take a crap so bad that when they pull down their pants to mount their throne, they produce their gassy emmissions all the way down to the toilet seat as if fertilzing the area and their own nostrils.

(v) - Same as above except on a larger scale when one can not wait till they get to the bathroom and begin their emmissions from some point outside the bathroom. This person will often fertilize more than their own nostrils.
"Man....after all that Chinese food, my butt was crap dusting all the way to bathroom!!"
by Phrase Generator February 20, 2007
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Dusty Parmesan

Noun. Eau de Man Balls. The wafting stanky odor that emanates from the twins after a long day of being caged up and/or slapping off the ass of a ho. Prevalent among construction workers and plumbers.
Rob: Come on baby can't I get a little teabag action?
Kate: Oh HELL no! Those shits smell like dusty parmesan!!
by Gooney goo goo October 5, 2005
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dustin pedroia

2007 Rookie Of The Year in the MLB. Soon to be the best middle infielder of all baseball. Plays for the Boston Redsox. Wheres the number 15 and kicks ass. One of the smallest on the team but has great power at the plate.
Dustin Pedroia makes the Yankess look horrible (they dont need his help for that)
by Kaboyer17 March 19, 2008
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dusty

adj. describes one who is stupid or lacking knowledge or sense
i.e. head is full of dust (not a brain)
by hazz1123 June 11, 2018
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Crop Dusting

A term of art among flight attendants: farting while walking casually up and the aisle of an in-flight airplane pretending to be checking on passengers.
Jane: Wow! That burrito that I had just before we left really is wreaking havoc with my stomach.

Sally: No problem. Just take a few minutes and do some crop dusting. I'll cover for you.
by Seenyore April 17, 2010
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Dusting the Doodle

The act of doing a line of cocaine off of a mans erect penis.....often followed by a blowjob in lieu of "gumming" the coke
"Dude, that Susan chick is totally into dusting the doodle, last night, she dusted my doodle, then blew me like i was paying for it.... Best part is that it was HER coke"
by Diesel1308 December 29, 2009
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Dustylove

The best person you could ever hope for. They care about others more than they do themselves. Though they are looked over time and time again, but they wait in the shadows like a ninja waiting to strike. They also love Chuck Norris.
You see that dustylove over there? Im gonna tear that up.
by TheOriginalDustyLove July 22, 2010
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