Co-worker: Hey Willie I'm going on a lunch run. Would you like anything from Jack in the Box?
Willie: No thank you, I'm on a no cash diet.
Willie: No thank you, I'm on a no cash diet.
by D jimenez August 3, 2006
Get the No Cash Diet mug.Euphemism for bulimia. Basically you eat a large meal, then "eat three fingers" until you throw it back up.
I know Sheila says she eats sensibly to lose weight, but I suspect she's actually on the three finger diet.
by db_astra1 January 25, 2011
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1. A diet where all pretentious or fancy versions of delicious, simple foods are avoided.
(As first mentioned by Adam Carolla)
(As first mentioned by Adam Carolla)
Waiter: Would you care to try the Pumpkin pie? We make it special by replacing the sugar with a mixture of blended dates and agave syrup, adding a hint of acorn squash to the pumpkin, replacing all dairy with almond milk, and a wheat germ crust with cinnamon bark.
John: No, that is unacceptable. I am on a Falutin-Free diet.
John: No, that is unacceptable. I am on a Falutin-Free diet.
by Mad Martigan January 23, 2014
Get the Falutin-Free Diet mug.A method of losing weight similar to the Atkins diet but where as the participant smokes crack to achieve the same weight loss results
Saw Mathew the other day he's lost a lot of weight he looks ill, think he's been on the crack'kins diet
by 123456789DDD April 20, 2019
Get the Crack'kins diet mug.Yakcum (yak-kuhm) di⋅et (dahy-it)
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1. the habitual practice of insufflating cocaine and swallowing ejaculate in order to lose or keep off excess weight, generally practiced by women in high school or college.
2. the redneck diet; a steady diet of yak, or cocaine, and cum, or ejaculate, practiced by females in order to remain as slender as possible.
-noun
1. the habitual practice of insufflating cocaine and swallowing ejaculate in order to lose or keep off excess weight, generally practiced by women in high school or college.
2. the redneck diet; a steady diet of yak, or cocaine, and cum, or ejaculate, practiced by females in order to remain as slender as possible.
John: "Wow Jane, you look great! Have you been working out?"
Jane: "No, I am actually on a Yakcum diet."
Jane: "No, I am actually on a Yakcum diet."
by Otnas July 29, 2009
Get the YakCum Diet mug.When one eats less than satisfactory food due to poverty rather than to become skinny. Often consists of food like Top Ramen. College students are often victims of the poor man's diet.
Person A: Dude, there's nothing but microwave dinners in your freezer.
Person B: Yeah, I had to go on the poor man's diet after I bought my new couch.
Person B: Yeah, I had to go on the poor man's diet after I bought my new couch.
by Emilee J. December 22, 2008
Get the Poor man's diet mug.a miracle cure to the weight you gain from gorging yourself on ridiculous amounts of food. all you do is drink the grease from the pans, drink the leftover gravy, and then go to taco bell and eat burritoes all day. the next day, all of your thanksgiving weight will be in the toilet. amazing!!!!
after using the thanksgiving diet, even on days other than thanksgiving, i lost 484307 pounds!!!! whooooo!!!!
by arch king 89 November 28, 2005
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