A smug, middle class, middle age, mainly female person. Found at the waters edge with their bucket (containing crocs, bright orange PE bag & waterproof camera for taking selfies in the sea)
Will be clutching a thermos & grinning wildly at the sky whilst typing "I feel so alive #wildswimming when the working class are at their pleb jobs"
Optional VW transporter nearby, or electric bike with panniers for draping a towel on. The most nauseating cretins on gods earth basically.
Will be clutching a thermos & grinning wildly at the sky whilst typing "I feel so alive #wildswimming when the working class are at their pleb jobs"
Optional VW transporter nearby, or electric bike with panniers for draping a towel on. The most nauseating cretins on gods earth basically.
I met a total Dry Robe last night at Jons party, boasting about how efficient her new Philippino cleaner is at getting the sand out of the shower tray
by Torbaydos February 11, 2022

by drydrydry March 6, 2020

is a female that is allergic to having the craic, has no sense of humour, and is a fun- fucker upper!!!!!
by Cady Fowler March 23, 2008

Dry Vagina dr-ie / vu/jy/nuh - a term used to describe a girl who is incredibly boring and the only pleasure she gets is from ruining a group of guys or a single guy's fun because they think they are 'moral'.
Those girls really ruined our fun when they stopped us from teasing Goobah about her being so sexy, theyre such dry vaginas.
by Ackadacka August 29, 2006

by mrgoat January 28, 2004

by Stealth0Klown0 April 26, 2006

Turn the toilet off at the wall, then flushing all the water out of the systern. Then stick an entire industrial role of toilet paper into the dry poo-hole. Then take the biggest stinkiest poo you've ever done in your life, preferably riding the horse backwards and leave the poo just sitting there on the porcelain.
The next person to walk into the toilet is in for quite a shock, and then eventually when they do switch the water back on they're in clog town. Water floats to the top of the bowl, goes everywhere and the poo should float out to freedom.
The next person to walk into the toilet is in for quite a shock, and then eventually when they do switch the water back on they're in clog town. Water floats to the top of the bowl, goes everywhere and the poo should float out to freedom.
by Matt Regsmith April 30, 2003
