Disphoria

A word you use when you can't spell dysphoria.

Dumbass: you have to be suicidal to truly have disphoria.

Person: don't talk about how a mental disorder works if you can't even spell its name properly.

by TokyoTeddyBear May 16, 2020

cop dispenser

A paved area off to the side of a highway or in the median between lanes specifically constructed to conceal a police car for speed traps. Also, an onramp notorious as a hiding place for police vehicles.

Watch out as you first come into the city. There is a loaded cop dispenser just after the first curve.

by Timotheus325 June 22, 2012

snowball dispenser

To sit on your boyfriend's face or sexual partner after getting cream-pied and force them to open their mouth to receive the 'snow ball'.

"Dude, my girl is a total freak!! She sat on my face after sex and gave me a snowball dispenser!! Gross!!!"

by Chaos February 4, 2015

slippy dippy

Something that is too liquidity.

Yo my salsa con queso is too slippy dippy.

by anonymous 103976 March 7, 2015

Dipsy

A title given to a female obtaining a hotness level of 7 or better on a scale of 1 to 10.

"Shit, there's a dipsy over there."
"I don't know man, I'd only give her a 6."
"Are you a fucking idiot?! She definitely an 8...therefore, dipsy."

by Rufus McCooter February 18, 2009

pit of dispair

A dark, gaping, bottemless pit in which a man will sometimes fall into and never see his manhood again.

I loath the day i lost my way in that pit of dispair named Lucy, my purple helmet warrior has lost his fighting spirit.

by D. W. Cogswell July 12, 2006

Papal Dispensation

The ejaculate caught by a condom.

A properly worn condom is not tight around the tip of the penis, as you are supposed to leave a small reservoir to catch semen. Especially when full, this reservoir resembles the Pope's mitre.

You know you've got a bitch by the ovaries when you can make her drink your papal dispensation!

by Bishop of Rome June 9, 2010