by cwistinaaa January 14, 2009
Get the dilligaf mug.A kind guy that is super sweet but doesnt want to be known by everyone for what he does. He will protect his friends through everything for what he or she believes. He will respect a girls decision over his any day and devotes everything to her. He won’t be a guy that would cheat on a girl. He is very trustworthy with everything you have as a secret.
See that cute boy he must be a dillon. He is so nice he protected me from that douche that tried to play me he is a Dillon.
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Related to butt-dialing, Breast dialing is when a woman puts her phone in her bra and accidentally calls someone without realizing it.
Call recipient- Hello? Hello?
Later that day...
Call recipient- Hey you called me earlier but you didnt say anything so I just hung up.
Breast-dialer- Oh yeah sorry those were my breasts dialing you.
Call recipient- yeah i figured you were breast-dialing.
Later that day...
Call recipient- Hey you called me earlier but you didnt say anything so I just hung up.
Breast-dialer- Oh yeah sorry those were my breasts dialing you.
Call recipient- yeah i figured you were breast-dialing.
by Badmoney January 18, 2010
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Get the Dallin mug.An acronym for the phrase "Do I look like I give a fuck, asshole?". May be used directly as an acronym after someone tells a rather uninteresting story of agony or as an adjective to describe a more in-depth expression of your lack of a fuck to give.
Scenario 1
Jay: Dude, I had like 5 cigarettes left b4 I got up to sneak a leak. I'm not so drunk that I'm about to be sittin on a beanbag in a soiled pair of undies, eatin cheetos while I masturbate to the gilmore girls.
Liz: Lawl. Dilligafah.
Scenario 2
Jay: I just snorted not 1, but 2 lines of coke off of not 2, but 3 hookers' chests. Then we all 4 made sweet beautiful love. The kind of sweet beautiful love they sing rap songs about and outlaw in southern states. Then we washed, rinsed and repeated until we were all dehydrated. Life is good.
So, tonight I kill myself as king of the world. Literally, things cannot get better. I have reached the pinnacle of life, and not just my life, but the zenith of existence itself. Bliss, Nirvana, Utopia. I am at the top of the mountain pissing down on the rest of you. Unfortunately, the days ahead of me will never be as good as tonight. So I have nothing to look forward to.
It is truly the best night that could and will ever be, which is why my life must end tonight. Life can now only get worse. Nothing is left for me here in this world. I already won. Every seemingly joyous moment from here forward would be compared to tonight and fall miserably short. So, I'm going out on top, high as hell, feeling good, and my seed spread in and among three beautiful women.
Liz: Oh. Did you find five dollars?
Jay: What?
Liz: I dunno, I didn't listen to a word you just said.
Jay: Wow. Nice dilligafah response.
Jay: Dude, I had like 5 cigarettes left b4 I got up to sneak a leak. I'm not so drunk that I'm about to be sittin on a beanbag in a soiled pair of undies, eatin cheetos while I masturbate to the gilmore girls.
Liz: Lawl. Dilligafah.
Scenario 2
Jay: I just snorted not 1, but 2 lines of coke off of not 2, but 3 hookers' chests. Then we all 4 made sweet beautiful love. The kind of sweet beautiful love they sing rap songs about and outlaw in southern states. Then we washed, rinsed and repeated until we were all dehydrated. Life is good.
So, tonight I kill myself as king of the world. Literally, things cannot get better. I have reached the pinnacle of life, and not just my life, but the zenith of existence itself. Bliss, Nirvana, Utopia. I am at the top of the mountain pissing down on the rest of you. Unfortunately, the days ahead of me will never be as good as tonight. So I have nothing to look forward to.
It is truly the best night that could and will ever be, which is why my life must end tonight. Life can now only get worse. Nothing is left for me here in this world. I already won. Every seemingly joyous moment from here forward would be compared to tonight and fall miserably short. So, I'm going out on top, high as hell, feeling good, and my seed spread in and among three beautiful women.
Liz: Oh. Did you find five dollars?
Jay: What?
Liz: I dunno, I didn't listen to a word you just said.
Jay: Wow. Nice dilligafah response.
by 1PHX KiD4 October 22, 2009
Get the Dilligafah mug.is a sweet person. Most dillons have birthdays in july. Dillon is true to his girl, and will always be true to her. Dillon is bipolor sometimes lmao. dillon can always ruin things but can always make them better. Dillon is willing to change to satify his Girlfriend. Most Dillons has to find there selfs on a hospital bed to be noticed by his "girl"" When dillon says "he loves you" that comes stright from the heart! and no where else. I LOVE YOU TC.
"Yerp:)" lmfaooooooooooooooo
"I less then three you dillon a/g.....Like Chapter 1 lesson 3?" lmfaoo FUCK YOU TC I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT
"I love you" Stfu dont even say it back. I dont wanna hear it, i just wanna let you knwo that i do!.
"I less then three you dillon a/g.....Like Chapter 1 lesson 3?" lmfaoo FUCK YOU TC I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT
"I love you" Stfu dont even say it back. I dont wanna hear it, i just wanna let you knwo that i do!.
by DALOONY <3 SUNUDAH January 12, 2009
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