cunt digit

A word describing a finger after it's been used to finger some pussy

Mate, i was with this bird earlier... now i got a pure cunt digit , wana smell??

by big bad willy April 15, 2009

Dodgy Digits

A very serious disease that nobody believes is real.

Damn brooo that nerdface has dodgy digits

by Specal cloud March 21, 2021

Digit Diarrhea

Like verbal diarrhea but while typing.

Man, I had digit diarrhea so bad last night. I had runs... the run on sentences that is.

by Chimo_92 May 3, 2018

nifty digits

Clever fingers. Is often used to describe a musician. Made famous after being the title of Richard Harvey's 1980 album.

Wow, you should have been at the piano festival! All of those keyboardists had nifty digits, and could play a Chopin waltz better than Chopin himself!

by Seshie February 21, 2017

digital invalid

A person who has barely any knowledge of how to use digital devices: has never browsed the web, never owned a smart phone, and shows no effort on wanting to learn how…

“He doesn’t even know how to turn on a computer”…he’s a “digital invalid”

by Mannymoe May 20, 2023

digital diet

A diet in which one plays video games, watches television shows, or goes on social media such that they forget to take the time to eat.

"Is he going to come eat dinner?"
"No, he's on the digital diet - he's binge watching another show on Netflix."

by nobody_of_any_importance January 13, 2016

doody digit

When a finger (aka digit) pokes through the toilet paper and accidentally contributes to the wiping, causing a poopful finger to ensue. Doody on the digit = a doody digit. Otherwise known as a poke through.

Damn, got a doody digit again after attempting to wipe with that shitty, much too thin toilet paper.

by doody digits are real May 11, 2016