Dickscrimination

The act of not preferring one dick over another based on color, size, or if cut or uncut

"I'm not fucking you! You're uncut!"
"I can't believe you, that's dickscrimination!"

by Jaus Kin February 28, 2017

Dickscalaber

It's a dick so powerful that it is on par with any sword of legend it is said on thrust from this dick could destroy any coon

Jason was born with dickscalaber he destroys everyone he has sex with

by Ghostboxbeat June 12, 2017

Dicklace

A necklace in the shape of a dick

My girl got pissed off i bought a dicklace for her. Kanye west will one day be wearing a dicklace on stage.

by Portuguese jenkins November 19, 2017

dickacured

Manicured from the scrotum to the top of the genital area, stopping just below the bottom of the waistline. The equivalent of manicured, but for your penile region

While she was out getting her manicure, I made sure I was dickacured before going out on a hot date.

by ChewedGlass January 16, 2018

Dickface

Someone who is a diabetic asshole and neglects the term duck face as a solid insult

Matt is being a total dickface on COD tonight!

by Victoreup February 28, 2018

Dickscount

A discount for dicks.

"I gave that customer a great dickscount, because he was such a dick."

"We will be dickscounting the prices on KY especially for you."

All items are dickscounted, for the dicks.

Dickscounts, dickscounted, dickscounting

by JayyTheOrc May 9, 2018

dickface

a fuckboy that doesnt know when to shut the fuck up

"Shut the hell up you dickface"

by Roberdjkcnjdnjc May 25, 2018