FIRST DICKING

When someone posts a new blog and you comment FIRST before reading the blog.

I'll just use first dicking on MySpace awards center's blog so I can FINALLY be first.

by Noeli July 18, 2007

dickfinger

a multi-use word describing the act of, or result of, screwing up.

I would ask Jim to help me out with this definition but I know he'd just dickfinger it up.

by Dale W Norris Jr August 29, 2005

One Man Double Dicking

A slang term for a sex position. Similar to Double Dicking, a one man double dicking is where a man (or Shemale) uses his own penis as well as a strap on to perform double dicking.

My pal nathan was busy that night, so i pulled out the old strap on and gave her a one man double dicking

by boderickp December 13, 2008

Emily Dickinson

A woman notoriously known for wiping her vaginal excretions with notebook paper and then putting a numbered title on top of the page. Long after she died, feminists found her cunt rags, bound them together in several books, and announced that her putrid leaks were "poetry."

I recently read Sylvia Plath's "Belljar" but it was Emily Dickinsoned and smelled terrible.

by real_men_read_ginsberg February 5, 2010

dicking

Sort of like "jacking."

"WHAT DID YOU DO FOR 3 WEEKS!?" "We were dicking around."

by Fortisimo July 17, 2004

deep dicking

1.(v) The act of thrusting ones phalic member (or "Dick") into the wet, hot gash of a female.
2.(v) What all (attractive) women need.

1. Damn Paul, when you gonna give that chick some deep dicking?
2. Chicks don't need roses, they just need deep dicking!

by Team JPD March 26, 2003

dicking the donkey

Acting in an unproductive manner while in Mexico. Similiar to "Dicking the Dog".

Hey Pedro, stop dicking the donkey and help me move these boxes.

by Charlie of Mexico November 2, 2007