I've got diarrhea

The gay version of "It's that time of the month" to get out of having sex.

Gay 1: Cmon baby, let me slip it in your shit pit
Gay 2: Not tonight, I've got diarrhea

by Kompress0r June 14, 2021

explosive diarrhea

when your using the john and you take a dump so focefully when you have diarhhea that it creates a loud bang as the crap ejects from your anus. known to leave Port-a-potties in ruins

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by suffers from this condition May 9, 2003

Diarrhetes

A condition where one consumes mass quantities of sugar and junk food leading to immediate sugar rush and evacuation of bowels. Has been known to cause sharting.

"Every time I eat at Chili's I get diarrhetes."

by J Skids August 3, 2009

diarrhea touchdown

When you're ass is about to break open and you barely make it to the toilet in time.

Officer, I really need to get back on the road. I'm about to score a diarrhea touchdown.

by xpoopxmachinex November 11, 2013

diarrhea lube

After doing a fresh diarrhea. You wipe your ass and your finger breaks through the paper, thus fingering your own ass using your diarrhea as lubrication.

Person 1: babe I just had diarrhea lube. I think we should try anal when you have diarrhea lube.
Person 2: that sounds great

by Weirdthoughts101 March 5, 2018

summer diarrhea

The type of diarrhea you get when it is so hot outside that the poop inside your ass melts. Also known as summer shits/squirts.

The warehouse was so hot today that I know I will have summer diarrhea when I get off work.

by jsnb78 June 12, 2013

Verbal diarrhea

When someone talks to you in an emotional manner ussually goes on for hours about themselves often doesn't to want to listen to what you have to say.

-Why are you not picking up the phone?
- It's Angie she's been fighting with her boyfriend, I don't think I can take another load of her verbal diarrhea.

by TartdyTardis June 29, 2016