Derian

Crazy ass guy with a big nape and smells worse than Republicanoalso he is a crybaby

This guy is so derian

by ldmddkm March 22, 2025

Derivative

The scientific application of measuring anal play enjoyment of a male subject by holding their flaccid member from behind while simultaneously applying pressure between their cheeks. The weight and growth measured during direct contact via the holder to the hole from behind is what is calculated using this method.

“I found out recently at my derivative appointment that a tongue punch to my fart box is 6x just a finger insertion!”

by DoctorDerivative August 18, 2025

derivative

finds the slope of any function, particularly how fast my life is becoming worse

find the derivative of 3x
actually the derivative of my life’s goodness is -1928271718x^2887777

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 6, 2025

Mtn dewinating

The act of having your sex partner lie down and pouring mtn dew all over their body while screwing them while also screaming fear the dew

I did some mtn dewinating with my girl last night it was an absolute blast!

by Deadlock69 June 14, 2022

Lydia and Delina

Lydia and Delina are best fucking Friends.

Unbreakable

Delina: Lydia your my ride or die bitch.🩷

Lydia: I know☺️ your my ride or die 2!!!!

Lydia and Delina are great people and they are always there for others:)!

by LinLinwithLydia July 7, 2023

kimi wa dekinai ko

"i love you very much" in Japanese.

person 1: "kimi wa dekinai ko!!"
person 2: "awwww thanks babe"

by umnamesamiright November 19, 2023