Desperate Shit

Everyone,
It's a contagious disease

Mostly Teenagers because all they think about is

Sex, Dating, Fake love, and showing their partner to other friends to show off.

Look around, watch desperate shits "socialize"

by rickrokks March 4, 2011

deezer

deezer is a big dick who destroys every thing

i destroyed your mom whit my deezer.

by dezerfucker March 26, 2019

serious horny desperate

Horniness on an epic scale that would make a guy drop several rungs down on his ladder just to relieve himself of the agony.

Joser is a classic example of serious horny desperate.

by wang_man June 29, 2009

desperate housewives

A show on TV that follows the misadventures of mostly uninteresting characters.

The redhead is the ugliest woman in the group....and yet she is by far the most desirable sexually! I don't get it.

by KidNotorius May 13, 2005

desperate

Doing unforgivable things in the chance that you might get some that night

"Hey Andy what did you do last night in town?"
"Dude i went to Globe bar"
"WTF, that is desperate man. I hope you got some?"
"Nah man, i got ripped off"

by Apple bottom jeans March 25, 2009

deever

1. An unexpected - and generally unwanted - gift or surprise.
2. 10lbs of excrement in a paper sack that has only a 5lb capacity.

Kid: Did you get me the bike I wanted for my birthday?
Dad: No, but I got you a nice, steamy deever.

by FischStick April 10, 2009

Deener

A meal that is traditionally consumed towards the end of the day.

Steve: Man its nearly 5 o'clock and I havent heard from Nam.
Jeff: Yeah very odd...
Sam: He is prolly enjoying some fine animated films.
Nam: DEENER??? It 5 clock DEENERRR!!!

by Rev Mack April 15, 2008