Hairstyles of the Damned

Funniest book of all time, yet has really important morals to get across to teenagers... Probably the most messed up book of ALL time, yet very realistic and is DEFINATLY entertaining. If you have an English project where you can pick your own book READ this book, unless you have to do quotes... like every other sentance has the f word...
person 1: "Hairstyles of the Damned is the best book everrrrr."
person 2: XD "It was mad funny."
by Megan Fx September 12, 2009
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Damn Yankees

A Rock supergroup consisting of Ted Nugent, Tommy Shaw of Styx, Jack Blades of Night Ranger, and drummer Michael Cartellone. They were together from 1989 to 1993 and had two albums: Damn Yankees (1990), and Don't Tread (1992). Over this period of time, the band hat hits such as High Enough, Come Again, Coming of Age, Don't Tread on Me, Where You Goin' now, Silence is Broken, Uprising, Bad Reputation, Mister Please, Runaway, Mystified, and others. At the end, Damn Yankees went Double Platinum and Don't Tread went Platinum. Power ballad 'High Enough' went #1. This is one kick butt band.
Many Damn Yankees fans are demanding a reunion.
by classicSTYX October 11, 2008
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damn

when someone gets on your nerves so bad,u say the word damn.u can also use this word when sumthin that u wanted 2 happened,but took the wrong turn
1. ight,damn,u said that shit 4 million times already
2. aww damn,i 4got 2 get my keys
by nisha_jeter March 26, 2010
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Damn Yankee

personal noun. Any self-centered, ungentle, barbarian that believes the customs of their degenerate northern tribe are the laws of nature. Specifically, one of the aforementioned Untermenschen that has obtained enough illicit wealth to purchase and maintain an overpriced, overpowered, or overly obnoxious vehicle and operate it below 28 degrees latitude.
n. Anyone from further north than Biscayne Bay.
adj. Expression used to describe anyone parking where ever the hell they like, walking/standing without regards to the needs of others, tailgaters, or anyone with a completely obscene accent.
n. Anyone that you can live next to for 10 years and never learn their first name.
n. Anyone that never learned how to look people in the eye or say hello.

...also, see Asshole or Republican.
n. Shit. It's Winter again, time for all those Damn Yankees to ruin life. Wish they would have all left for the Summer.

adj. (God)damn Yankees have parked in the middle of the street again, guess we will have to go the other way!

n. Ugh...Hey, Damn Yankee! Put that accent back in the trash where you found it!

n. "I don't feel so good. Better git another roll of toilet paper ready, I'm about ready to give birth to a Damn Yankee.
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Holy Damn

being surprised
Holy Damn! i just got $1k on my check.
by bobby!!!!!! November 30, 2016
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Damn Apples

When you buy an apple phone and it has a virus or its broken and you throw it at the nearest lake
My mom bought an apple phone, she damn apples
by mariamagma November 7, 2016
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That Damn Finger

The finger is always the reason for everything. The finger is immaculate and ethereal. If you do something and blame something on the finger, no matter how bad it was, you will be unscathed.
Example 1:
Howard: “LMAOOO, NO WAY U JUST AIRBALLED A LAYUP.”
Benny: “It was that damn finger!”

Example 2:
Grayson: “Yo, why’d u fly all the way out to Columbia last night to tickle my grandma?”
Jayson: “Bruh, it must’ve been that damn finger!”
by poopingchicken191 December 12, 2020
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